I?m a big fan of technology and I?m all for anyone that?s pushing things into the future. Obviously, Japan has long had a great reputation as one of the most technologically advanced countries in the world, but it looks like South Korea may well be making a move on Nipponese turf. 
Korean officials have gone public with a vision for domestic robot helpers in every home within the next 20 years. The SK government is already subsidizing robot projects like mad, and their latest triumph is the EveR-1. The robo hottie has full upper-body movement, and cameras in her eyes that allow her quality facial recognition and movement tracking. She can also handle general conversation, and her lips are synced perfectly to whatever she is saying. Her face can show emotion, like happiness, sadness, and anger. Best of all, her skin is made from silicon gel designed to feel like the real thing, and the Koreans are suggesting she?ll be the school teacher of the future. 
That?s cool and all, but it brings up exactly why Korea will never be as cool as Japan. When the Koreans make robots they focus on helping old people and kids. When the Japanese make robots, they design them for warfare and sex. It?s hardly a competition.
As such, while I was checking out EveR-1, I realized she bears a striking resemblance to one of my favorite Japanese inventions, the silicon sex doll. The mannequins are full sized silicon girls that can cost more than $10,000 bucks. That?s pretty cool and all, but seriously, they don?t do very much, and if you want to fuck a completely inert girl there are much cheaper ways to accomplish that. However, image getting EveR-1 all sealed up in silicon like this chick, and you?ve got yourself something much more interesting.
The Japanese don?t like the Koreans at all, but they do like sex. I?ll call it right now: if they Koreans really do start getting robot teachers in every home, the Japanese government will launch a massive program to provide robot fuck buddies for every man, woman, and child. Not to be outdone, America will quickly follow suit, and provide a robot morals minder for every home, lacking functional orifices but with a keen sense of puritan modesty and a cattle prod. Instead of providing sex, the American doll will teach kids how to shoot guns and break arms, ensuring the future generation will uphold the great American tradition of being appalled at an exposed tit and nonplused by death and suffering. Rock!
Korean officials have gone public with a vision for domestic robot helpers in every home within the next 20 years. The SK government is already subsidizing robot projects like mad, and their latest triumph is the EveR-1. The robo hottie has full upper-body movement, and cameras in her eyes that allow her quality facial recognition and movement tracking. She can also handle general conversation, and her lips are synced perfectly to whatever she is saying. Her face can show emotion, like happiness, sadness, and anger. Best of all, her skin is made from silicon gel designed to feel like the real thing, and the Koreans are suggesting she?ll be the school teacher of the future. That?s cool and all, but it brings up exactly why Korea will never be as cool as Japan. When the Koreans make robots they focus on helping old people and kids. When the Japanese make robots, they design them for warfare and sex. It?s hardly a competition. As such, while I was checking out EveR-1, I realized she bears a striking resemblance to one of my favorite Japanese inventions, the silicon sex doll. The mannequins are full sized silicon girls that can cost more than $10,000 bucks. That?s pretty cool and all, but seriously, they don?t do very much, and if you want to fuck a completely inert girl there are much cheaper ways to accomplish that. However, image getting EveR-1 all sealed up in silicon like this chick, and you?ve got yourself something much more interesting.
The Japanese don?t like the Koreans at all, but they do like sex. I?ll call it right now: if they Koreans really do start getting robot teachers in every home, the Japanese government will launch a massive program to provide robot fuck buddies for every man, woman, and child. Not to be outdone, America will quickly follow suit, and provide a robot morals minder for every home, lacking functional orifices but with a keen sense of puritan modesty and a cattle prod. Instead of providing sex, the American doll will teach kids how to shoot guns and break arms, ensuring the future generation will uphold the great American tradition of being appalled at an exposed tit and nonplused by death and suffering. Rock!
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